My mom always said if you don’t have anything nice to say, “don’t say anything at all.” Sorry, mom, I’m gonna have to break that promise.
The Minnesota Twins unveiled their new uniforms the other day. It comes after a colossal collapse that saw the Twins fall from first place for much of the season to third.
I heard on the radio that Minnesota Twins president Dave St. Peter (a graduate of the University of North Dakota, by the way) said the Twins want to rebrand their uniforms with a more modern look while maintaining the look of the team. .
Well, Dave. You have failed. Just like your team did last season. These uniforms are just plain “meh”. Boring, simple Jane, nothing special a complete disappointment. Especially the hats. They have two different designs on the logo, one similar to the traditional TC we’re used to but the other is a terrible M that looks more like the Miami Marlins.
A GREAT swing and a miss Minnesota Twins. Just like your team last year. Do I sound a little bitter? Yeah, maybe it’s the 40-3 embarrassment the Dallas Cowboys imposed on my Minnesota Vikings yesterday. Yeah, it’s tough being a Minnesota sports fan. You become very jaded. You always expect the worst and it always does.
Alright, enough negativity for now. I let the pictures speak for themselves. Here are the 4 sets of uniforms and 3 different types of hats the Minnesota Twins will be wearing in 2023.